Hysterical Historical Commentary of Obviously Oblivious Political Pontification

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/hillary-clinton-roosevelts-political-families-118504.html

No other political pundit has made the obvious moribund comment… or inappropriate analogy… about Secretary Hillary Clinton’s geographical choice in her re-launch of her foundering campaign….

So… we will….

Not only was Roosevelt Island formerly known as Welfare Island… but for much of its history… the island was intentionally isolated…. Quarantined…. Healthy humans were not allowed on to the island…. The only inhabitants were housed in three Tuberculosis Sanitaria… to remove and isolate the sick… from the healthy….

The most notorious inhabitant was Typhoid Mary… who was essentially imprisoned there… because she refused to stop putting the public at risk… and refused to stop working as a cook… despite the fact that her gall bladder was a reservoir for Typhoid… and she was a documented carrier… who was unaffected by the terrible disease she carried… and spread….

I seriously doubt Secretary Clinton… the poor soul… who was only rescued from the thrall of abject profligate poverty… by the narrowest of margins… and the largess of the Qatari Princes… and FIFA… via the Clinton Global Initiative….

No. Just like all of the other men and women who have been arrested in the scandal say… it was not a bribe…. It was a legitimate investment….

A kind gift….

A kind of gift….

A CERTAIN kind of gift….

The kind of gift that all such prostitutes receive….

A payment in kind….

As someone who once ran for Sheriff in Jones County, Mississippi… repeatedly… said….
I don’t SELL moonshine…. I just trades it for money….

Hillary… and Send-ME-the-Billary… seem to have shining faces… and shining moons… this political season….

That is certainly Democratic Nepotism in the save vein as President Andrew Jackson….
Not quite the Constitutional Democratic Republicanism that Thomas Jefferson envisioned….
(Not William Jefferson Clinton… the one man-whore who made sexual abuse of power an executive privilege… while his wife and political supporters engaged in wanton victim blaming… while Slick Willie serially dipped his wick… and took a constitutional on the Constitution…. The Thomas Jefferson who wrote the Constitution….)
Not quite the statesmanship and moral fortitude of Republican President Abraham Lincoln….
Not quite the Progressivism of Republican President Teddy Roosevelt… who was also raised in exquisitely elite isolation…. The Clintonian Democratic Liberal Progressivism and Faux-Populism may be a bit too hypocritical to taste or smell like Teddy’s Populist Progressivism during his Bull Moose Party facade… but they’ve got the smell of the bull down pat….
Maybe it’s more of a Bill Moose Party….
I’m sure they’ll appeal to tons of women….
Bill’s always appealled to bimbos….

Sanitaria…. Asylums…. They perfect place for Hillary to kick off her race….
Again….

No questions, please….

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